Kristin Robbins
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Athlete Bio:
Kristin Robbins is an anti-choice conservative who has fought to roll back reproductive rights, slash health care access for working Minnesotans, and ban abortion. She’s probably at the bottom of Trump’s endorsement list after supporting Nikki Haley for president in 2024, but that’s not going to stop her from trying to fight her way to the top.
Talents:
Being a woman who seeks to strip rights away from other women.
Awards
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Health Care Hockey
February 2025: Robbins co-authored a bill to take health care away from Minnesotans, leaving thousands of residents without access to life-saving care.
February 2025: Robbins showed who she really cares about (hint – it’s not Greater Minnesota residents) by co-authoring a bill that defunds rural health care.
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Anti-Abortion Alpine Skiing
2021: Robbins received a 100% rating from an extreme anti-choice organization, Minnesota Citizens Concerned for Life (MCCL).
2023: Robbins attempted to ban abortion for the 38th time. Maybe she’ll find more luck in the 39th attempt!.
February 2025: Robbins co-authored a bill to defund women’s pregnancy centers, including Planned Parenthood. Cutting access to life-saving care will earn you some gold stars in these games.
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School Cuts Skating
February 2023: In Minnesota, we know children learn better when they’re fed… but Kristin Robbins apparently doesn’t! She voted against providing free school meals for kids.
May 2023: Robbins voted to underfund public schools. That’s a gold medal for School Cuts Skating!